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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Samuel de Sorbiere","displaytitle":"Samuel de Sorbiere","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3471230","titles":{"canonical":"Samuel_de_Sorbiere","normalized":"Samuel de Sorbiere","display":"Samuel de Sorbiere"},"pageid":654943,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Samuel_Sorbiere.jpg/320px-Samuel_Sorbiere.jpg","width":320,"height":434},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Samuel_Sorbiere.jpg","width":772,"height":1046},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1242675102","tid":"5b615714-64ea-11ef-9d17-f01741bfb9e0","timestamp":"2024-08-28T03:05:19Z","description":"French physician, man of letters, philosopher and translator","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_de_Sorbiere","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_de_Sorbiere?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_de_Sorbiere?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Samuel_de_Sorbiere"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_de_Sorbiere","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Samuel_de_Sorbiere","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_de_Sorbiere?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Samuel_de_Sorbiere"}},"extract":"Samuel (de) Sorbière was a French physician and man of letters, a philosopher and translator, who is best known for his promotion of the works of Thomas Hobbes and Pierre Gassendi, in whose view of physics he placed his support, though unable to refute René Descartes, but who developed a reputation in his own day for a truculent and disputatious nature. Sorbière is regarded often by his position on ethics and disclosure about medical mistakes. In 1672 Sorbière considered the idea of being honest and upfront about a mistake having been made in medicine but thought that it might seriously jeopardise medical practice and concluded that it \"would not catch on\".","extract_html":"
Samuel (de) Sorbière was a French physician and man of letters, a philosopher and translator, who is best known for his promotion of the works of Thomas Hobbes and Pierre Gassendi, in whose view of physics he placed his support, though unable to refute René Descartes, but who developed a reputation in his own day for a truculent and disputatious nature. Sorbière is regarded often by his position on ethics and disclosure about medical mistakes. In 1672 Sorbière considered the idea of being honest and upfront about a mistake having been made in medicine but thought that it might seriously jeopardise medical practice and concluded that it \"would not catch on\".
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