{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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